http://feeds.rapidfeeds.com/?fid4ct=22852 Sun, 23 Aug 2009 06:56:00 EST Wed, 12 Aug 2009 09:00:01 EST http://backend.userland.com/rss RapidFeeds v0.1 -- http://www.rapidfeeds.com Abhisit hopes earthquake survivors will feel “more confident” with lighter, more radiant skin http://feeds.rapidfeeds.com/?iid4ct=4838709 http://feeds.rapidfeeds.com/?iid4ct=4838709 Mon, 18 Jan 2010 07:36:00 EST Police and concerned relatives have set out search parties into the forest, using megaphones to shout anti-government slogans, hoping to hear a reply. http://feeds.rapidfeeds.com/?iid4ct=4838708 http://feeds.rapidfeeds.com/?iid4ct=4838708 Mon, 18 Jan 2010 07:34:00 EST MUANG THONG THANI – Bangkok’s aging, predominantely male population of foreign Gen-X expatriates were treated to a brief respite from their downwardly spiraling, nihilistically detatched lives through a live performance Tuesday night by US-based neo-punk band Green Day. http://feeds.rapidfeeds.com/?iid4ct=4838707 http://feeds.rapidfeeds.com/?iid4ct=4838707 Mon, 18 Jan 2010 07:32:00 EST BANGKOK – Thai police were roundly praised for the absence of any massive, catastrophic events during the December holiday period. http://feeds.rapidfeeds.com/?iid4ct=4838700 http://feeds.rapidfeeds.com/?iid4ct=4838700 Mon, 18 Jan 2010 07:30:00 EST Golf superstar surprises experts with his refusal to address obvious facts http://feeds.rapidfeeds.com/?iid4ct=4688948 http://feeds.rapidfeeds.com/?iid4ct=4688948 Mon, 14 Dec 2009 05:29:00 EST Baffling speech from Siriraj Hospital balcony inspires nation http://feeds.rapidfeeds.com/?iid4ct=4644814 http://feeds.rapidfeeds.com/?iid4ct=4644814 Mon, 07 Dec 2009 07:18:00 EST BANGKOK -- Beginning today, all official government communications and publications would switch to the new modified phrase “Long Live The King, Please,” which the Ministries believe more accurately reflect the sentiments of the Thai public when regarding their beloved monarch. http://feeds.rapidfeeds.com/?iid4ct=4623747 http://feeds.rapidfeeds.com/?iid4ct=4623747 Thu, 03 Dec 2009 02:42:00 EST Widespread dejection over cancellation of the King's annual birthday address http://feeds.rapidfeeds.com/?iid4ct=4623745 http://feeds.rapidfeeds.com/?iid4ct=4623745 Thu, 03 Dec 2009 02:42:00 EST Expected to be popular among conservatives, people afraid of men with guns http://feeds.rapidfeeds.com/?iid4ct=4593846 http://feeds.rapidfeeds.com/?iid4ct=4593846 Sun, 29 Nov 2009 01:15:00 EST BANGKOK – Parliament was sent into disarray yesterday when the ghost of Samak Sundaravej appeared in the chamber and launched into a twenty-minute tirade against the Democrat Party and the Thai political system. http://feeds.rapidfeeds.com/?iid4ct=4575308 http://feeds.rapidfeeds.com/?iid4ct=4575308 Thu, 26 Nov 2009 03:32:00 EST Fugitive prime minister’s pose as Asian pop superstarstar allowed him to travel freely throughout region, agency says http://feeds.rapidfeeds.com/?iid4ct=4575163 http://feeds.rapidfeeds.com/?iid4ct=4575163 Thu, 26 Nov 2009 02:26:00 EST BANGKOK – Former PM Samak Sundaravej will be refrigerated, marinated, and cut into select pieces to be included in a massive serving of phad thai, according to family members speaking to the press. http://feeds.rapidfeeds.com/?iid4ct=4571830 http://feeds.rapidfeeds.com/?iid4ct=4571830 Wed, 25 Nov 2009 06:42:00 EST New branding to better reflect the hotel's reputation for eagerly attending to the whims of foreigners http://feeds.rapidfeeds.com/?iid4ct=4484342 http://feeds.rapidfeeds.com/?iid4ct=4484342 Thu, 12 Nov 2009 04:15:00 EST Ex-PM's popularity plummets after comments about “sensitive” panda issues http://feeds.rapidfeeds.com/?iid4ct=4472733 http://feeds.rapidfeeds.com/?iid4ct=4472733 Wed, 11 Nov 2009 02:33:00 EST BANGKOK – Activity on the SET came to a halt today when the government announced strict new rules designed to prevent a repeat of last month’s sell off, caused by malicious rumors about His Majesty the King’s health. http://feeds.rapidfeeds.com/?iid4ct=4472729 http://feeds.rapidfeeds.com/?iid4ct=4472729 Wed, 11 Nov 2009 02:31:00 EST The decades-old ethnic conflict along Burma's eastern frontier took a surprising turn on Thursday when Burmese government troops in pursuit of Karen rebels mistakenly crossed the border into Taiwan, international security experts say. http://feeds.rapidfeeds.com/?iid4ct=4453439 http://feeds.rapidfeeds.com/?iid4ct=4453439 Mon, 09 Nov 2009 01:29:00 EST Proclaims “Peace be with you. Peace Prize and a million bucks be with me.” http://feeds.rapidfeeds.com/?iid4ct=4322417 http://feeds.rapidfeeds.com/?iid4ct=4322417 Sun, 11 Oct 2009 00:47:00 EST Pirated cult film selections exposed as work of criminal cinephile http://feeds.rapidfeeds.com/?iid4ct=4311514 http://feeds.rapidfeeds.com/?iid4ct=4311514 Thu, 08 Oct 2009 09:36:00 EST 32-year-old graphic designer still not trolling Khao San for anonymous couplings with backpackers http://feeds.rapidfeeds.com/?iid4ct=4242234 http://feeds.rapidfeeds.com/?iid4ct=4242234 Wed, 23 Sep 2009 03:09:00 EST Pandering interview offered as proof that the entire world exempts Thailand from normal rules of democracy http://feeds.rapidfeeds.com/?iid4ct=4170846 http://feeds.rapidfeeds.com/?iid4ct=4170846 Fri, 11 Sep 2009 01:06:00 EST "Ultra Black lets nothing get between you and the flavor of pure coffee beans," a spokesperson said, referring to the product’s composition of 20% genuine reconstituted coffee concentrate. . . . http://feeds.rapidfeeds.com/?iid4ct=4064750 http://feeds.rapidfeeds.com/?iid4ct=4064750 Sun, 23 Aug 2009 06:56:00 EST SAMUT PRAKAN – Despite a meticulous and expensive renovation to the outward appearance of his car, friends reported Monday that 2001 Toyota Corolla Altis owned by Pong Winnichit does not appear to drive any faster than before. . . . http://feeds.rapidfeeds.com/?iid4ct=4020464 http://feeds.rapidfeeds.com/?iid4ct=4020464 Wed, 12 Aug 2009 09:00:01 EST Violators now subject to 5-hour layover and Bt20,000 minimum purchase of overpriced duty-free http://feeds.rapidfeeds.com/?iid4ct=4016504 http://feeds.rapidfeeds.com/?iid4ct=4016504 Tue, 11 Aug 2009 08:54:00 EST BANGKOK – In a stunning and horrific vindication of the government’s decision to treat the case of Daranee “Da Torpedo” Charncherngsilpakul as a national security issue, the inflammatory words of the red-shirted defendant have escaped from prison . . . http://feeds.rapidfeeds.com/?iid4ct=3827989 http://feeds.rapidfeeds.com/?iid4ct=3827989 Fri, 03 Jul 2009 01:30:00 EST BANGKOK - Desperate to increase its flagging programming options without investing any money, ESPN Star Sports has started broadcasting what it calls the “hottest sport on earth” . . . . http://feeds.rapidfeeds.com/?iid4ct=3768427 http://feeds.rapidfeeds.com/?iid4ct=3768427 Fri, 19 Jun 2009 05:39:00 EST BANGKOK – Matthew Huntington, a 34-year old American expat, continues to insist that he met his Thai girlfriend Bee through the social networking site Facebook, despite increasingly overwhelming evidence to the contrary. . . . http://feeds.rapidfeeds.com/?iid4ct=3764378 http://feeds.rapidfeeds.com/?iid4ct=3764378 Thu, 18 Jun 2009 04:58:00 EST SOUTHAMPTON –Spencer Atkinson, fatally struck by a bus at the age of 43, would be happy to know that his untimely death reduced his carbon footprint by 120%, his wife Janice told friends on the eve of his funeral. . . . http://feeds.rapidfeeds.com/?iid4ct=3752592 http://feeds.rapidfeeds.com/?iid4ct=3752592 Tue, 16 Jun 2009 07:00:08 EST Kung Fu star was reportedly about to reveal ultimate “Thousand Palms” masturbation technique to Western masturbators http://feeds.rapidfeeds.com/?iid4ct=3752590 http://feeds.rapidfeeds.com/?iid4ct=3752590 Mon, 15 Jun 2009 07:25:00 EST BANGKOK – Canadian expatriate Jamie Redwood filed a police report yesterday after finding his entire one-room studio apartment plastered with BNE stickers... http://feeds.rapidfeeds.com/?iid4ct=3744951 http://feeds.rapidfeeds.com/?iid4ct=3744951 Sat, 13 Jun 2009 05:56:00 EST WONGWIAN YAI – A surge of passengers rode the extended BTS Skytrain route over the Chaopraya River during the first two weeks following the opening of the new Wongwian Yai station, according to figures released by the Bangkok Transit System today. Once in Thonburi, they emerge from the train cars, mill about the ticketing level looking at traffic below, and then re-board the inbound train. . . . http://feeds.rapidfeeds.com/?iid4ct=3717061 http://feeds.rapidfeeds.com/?iid4ct=3717061 Sat, 06 Jun 2009 08:00:18 EST Rotted corpse possibly a dozen years old; foresnics director suspects natural causes http://feeds.rapidfeeds.com/?iid4ct=3712451 http://feeds.rapidfeeds.com/?iid4ct=3712451 Fri, 05 Jun 2009 08:42:00 EST TV and print outlets rush to the scene of a rare turtle hatching http://feeds.rapidfeeds.com/?iid4ct=3712450 http://feeds.rapidfeeds.com/?iid4ct=3712450 Fri, 05 Jun 2009 08:41:00 EST BANGKOK – A scattering of Thais were reported to have raised themselves to their feet and moved back and forth to music at a local concert last night. . . . http://feeds.rapidfeeds.com/?iid4ct=3708292 http://feeds.rapidfeeds.com/?iid4ct=3708292 Thu, 04 Jun 2009 05:00:11 EST TOKYO – The “missing” father of a nine-year-old Thai-Japanese boy has agreed to travel from Tokyo to Bangkok in order to be reunited with an old photograph of himself he thought he lost years ago... http://feeds.rapidfeeds.com/?iid4ct=3707798 http://feeds.rapidfeeds.com/?iid4ct=3707798 Thu, 04 Jun 2009 01:12:00 EST Foreign policy, flu update presented by 19-year olds in six-inch silver platform heels http://feeds.rapidfeeds.com/?iid4ct=3637663 http://feeds.rapidfeeds.com/?iid4ct=3637663 Sun, 17 May 2009 09:44:00 EST YANGON – Over 20 years of oppressive military rule by Burma’s unelected military junta came to an abrupt end Tuesday as the mass signing of a strongly-worded online petition to the United Nations created “irresistible pressure,” according to former supreme commander Than Shwe, who announced the peaceful surrender of power at a press conference. . . . http://feeds.rapidfeeds.com/?iid4ct=3588447 http://feeds.rapidfeeds.com/?iid4ct=3588447 Mon, 04 May 2009 01:29:00 EST “Necessary precaution” to prevent complexity in press coverage of Thai politics, says Kasit http://feeds.rapidfeeds.com/?iid4ct=3582672 http://feeds.rapidfeeds.com/?iid4ct=3582672 Thu, 30 Apr 2009 05:12:00 EST Reporters performing selfless acts of heroism while global civilization collapses before their eyes http://feeds.rapidfeeds.com/?iid4ct=3582665 http://feeds.rapidfeeds.com/?iid4ct=3582665 Thu, 30 Apr 2009 04:54:00 EST Interpol on the trail of convicted ex-prime minister http://feeds.rapidfeeds.com/?iid4ct=3575475 http://feeds.rapidfeeds.com/?iid4ct=3575475 Mon, 27 Apr 2009 02:56:00 EST Previous Justice Department memos had authorized “limited and supervised administration” of Cracker Barrel’s food, known as “crackerbarreling,” but recent revelations have shown that, in the words of one CIA insider, “they just kept piling it on.” http://feeds.rapidfeeds.com/?iid4ct=3575445 http://feeds.rapidfeeds.com/?iid4ct=3575445 Mon, 27 Apr 2009 02:12:00 EST UDON THANI – Store managers and shoppers at a local Tops Supermarket reported an incident where disgruntled UDD supporters attacked and destroyed a cat food display in another of a string of apparent cases of mistaken identity happening across the country... http://feeds.rapidfeeds.com/?iid4ct=3575426 http://feeds.rapidfeeds.com/?iid4ct=3575426 Mon, 27 Apr 2009 01:39:00 EST Yellow supporters paying premium to bone girls wearing red, and vice-versa http://feeds.rapidfeeds.com/?iid4ct=3574252 http://feeds.rapidfeeds.com/?iid4ct=3574252 Sun, 26 Apr 2009 01:04:00 EST Announces creation of “vast, underground” lair for Red Shirts http://feeds.rapidfeeds.com/?iid4ct=3571355 http://feeds.rapidfeeds.com/?iid4ct=3571355 Sat, 25 Apr 2009 04:58:00 EST Suspect list now under 20 million, says lead investigator http://feeds.rapidfeeds.com/?iid4ct=3571354 http://feeds.rapidfeeds.com/?iid4ct=3571354 Sat, 25 Apr 2009 04:57:00 EST Gathering of "agitated" Red Shirts threatening to residents http://feeds.rapidfeeds.com/?iid4ct=3571353 http://feeds.rapidfeeds.com/?iid4ct=3571353 Sat, 25 Apr 2009 04:55:00 EST